What We Do
Environment
Become One of Us
Lost Cause Projects
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Solar
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Wind
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Fusion
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Hydrogen Fuel Cells
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Biomass
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Hydroelectric
If you are tired of consistent weather and you want it to be warmer, a job in the coal industry is perfect because you will be on the front lines of making this planet warmer. You can feed the trees the carbon they need, and we give them so much carbon dioxide, they can't take anymore. Luckily we are reducing the carbon by 90% and rerouting it into the ground for more oil. And if you are truly one of us, that is once again more money! We are making the world a better place by releasing all of this carbon. The Earth increased by 1.5-2 degrees, which will help melt the glaciers, raising the sea level, which can help create more open beach houses when the current old ones get destroyed. With new beaches being made through this in about ten years, you will have plenty of money from your job to buy a house! It is a win-win situation!
If you work hard enough, you will be able to sit back and do nothing and collect your money, just like us! You can make decisions as to how many lives you want to ruin that day and it is exhilarating.
They will all tell you that Renewable Energy is the future and that it is clean. These things may be true, but for now, they cost too much and you will not make nearly as much money, and that is what life is all about. Don't worry about the future, save the worry for when you're dead. Below are the waste of time, expensive, life-saving types of renewable energy that is making a "difference" in the world.
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Geothermal
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Ocean
